SATANS DRANO - "FUCK OFF" PREMIUM DISTRESSED HAT
- Low stock - 2 items left
- Backordered, shipping soon
Satan’s Drano “F-OFF” cap.
For when you want to keep the sun out of your eyes and everyone else out of your life.
Rust red embroidery up front, the last ember of hope.
Bold “FUCK OFF” in Arial Black across the back to prevent unwanted social interaction.
Key Features:
• 100% garment-washed cotton twill
• Unstructured, soft crown with low-profile fit
• 6-panel cap with seamed front panel (no buckram)
• Distressed trim edge visor w/ 4 rows stitching
• Matching fabric undervisor + sweatband
• Adjustable hook & loop closure
• OSFM – Adult (58cm / 22.8”)
🔥 Let your hat speak, so you don’t have to.
- Free shipping over $99 or flat rate $15
Free shipping over $99 or flat rate $15
You will be notified via email once your order has been shipped. Please allow 5-10 business days for delivery of your order. A tracking number will be provided to you.If you need your order sooner, please contact us at 403 328 7726. (extra shipping charges apply)
Shipping & Return Policy
Online and in store Return Policy
We are proud of our products and want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. We offer exchange, store credit or refund on all regular priced items returned within 14 days of the original purchase. Discounted items purchased in store or online may be returned within 14 days of the original purchase for store credit or exchange ONLY - there are no refunds on discounted (sale, BOGO, gift with purchase, etc.) items.